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beyoncevevo:

condom:

beyoncevevo:

my school is basically filled with ugly and annoying people 

you’re homeschooled?

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sketchypanda:

kiriiv:

how the fuck do legs work i don’t

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i have a few feet ones too

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity, via sniffing)

I have blonde hair and my name rhymes with sailor.
What am I?
Oh, shit. It’s me.

(Source: wonderstay, via longlivethegirlinthedress)

thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

(Source: orangeskins, via the-sleeping-booty)

fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

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